Please welcome the newest section of The Land of Game. Whenever something happens,
you can bet I'll jot it down in here with as many interesting relevant things I can find. Just be sure that whatever
makes its way to this page is certified as having
MAD, MAD GAME.
9/5/03...Half-Life 2
10/13/03....Da Bulls
11/7/03...Alonzo Mourning, Retirement
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April 18th, 2004...."The Girl Next Door"
A week ago, some friends and I were sitting around, bored off our asses, with nothing to
do. We thought about bowling. We thought about hustling people in pool. We thought about random shit.
The point is, everything we came up with, sucked. Then, from out of nowhere, somebody said, "How about that movie about
the porn star?" THAT got everybody's attention. So, we piled into our cars, drove out to our ghetto but yet still
cool Kendall 10 movie theater, fought our way through the army of "hip" 12 and 13 year olds who were out braving the elements
past their normal 8:30 PM bedtimes, and bought our tickets to "The Girl Next Door". And all I have to say about the
movie, besides the highly unlikely storyline, is that Elisha Cuthbert just about owned everybody. True, it's just the
movies, but whoa.......you know what? Just see for yourself, ok?

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If you see this movie, and DON'T think she's hot.....check your testosterone level. |
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